We need help in Africa more than you think

Imagine there’s no problem

Then came a solution

Killing people who have done Absolootedly

Nothing wrong seems to be victims

of homegrown mafiosi da’Buja

of local colonial cult for Presidents da’Kaduna

of only God knows what Lagos has

Except the Central Bank of Nigeria

That came back cos been looted silly da’Buja

So

You have the right to come help us pursue all our Presidents and Crime for Lawmakers

We can’t do it ourselves like Palestinians

Come get’em

If our diplomatic stanza stands!